terrifictazertoastedtatortots:

seelcudoom:

otherwindow:

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otherwindow:

A magical girl series where the girls transform into their DnD characters. 

Imagine being a typical shojo super villain and seeing an anime girl transform into a fucking Orc.

Not even a cute anime Orc, just a realistically drawn Warcraft Orc named Mo’Gar Skullcrush or something. 

None of the girls in the group transform into cute Elves. It’s just Lady Stormbeard the Dwarf ranger. Skeletal Lich Bellinde Bloodless. GrhhuHghh the Goblin cleric. Every villain they meet is fucking terrified.

Villain lieing down defeated “you cant finish me off, thats the weakness of you “good” guys”

Magical girl: “you are right….” transforms into a 6 foot tall beefcake orc “…But Mo’gar is chaotic neutral”

Addition: One person actually does turn into a gorgeous elven sorceress/wizard

It’s the only guy in the group.

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lynati:

replicated:

replicated:

Experiencing brutal cold for a period of time every year keeps you humble

That’s why Californians are like that

Time to plastic over the windows for the season.

????? Why??????????

You put the plastic on the windows to stop the heat from leaking out of your house from between the panes, through the glass itself, and where the window is attatched to the rest of the house.  This does make a drastic difference in the temeprature of your house and the amount of gas/electricity needed to keep it warm.

Some other Winter Things:

  • If you think there’s going to be an exceptionally deep freeze, you open up all the cabinets in the house to warm the air in there and keep the pipes from freezing/bursting.
  • If you’re going to be away for a while in winter, it’s adviseable to turn your water off to avoid the same.
  • Putting an electric Blanket between your topcover and bedsheet and pre-heating your bed for half an hour so you don’t get a chill going to bed.
  • Applying literal vasaline to your lips if you’re going to be in the cold for an extended time (more than 10-20 min, depending on latitude), becuase chapstick won’t cut it and your lips will split and bleed and HURT
  • Doing the same to your nose
  • Your tears go from liquid to gooey trying to produce a similar protection for your eyes.  You can also feel the water freeze on your eyes if you step directly out into the cold.
  • Also since I know you’re a socal person- in the far north you can get as little as eight hours of daylight. 7AM to 3 PM.  You need to by the most obnoxiously bright light possible and sit beside it or you will actually literally develop psychosis in some cases.  It’s 4:30 and you need to take the dog out? it’s pitch black out.
  • Everything is covered in ice, which will alternately cause you to slip and break something, burn, or actually tear off your skin.
  • Christmas and the pressure to be jolly is much stronger in places with Winter. Get your Holly Jolly On In this Frozen Black Hellscape!!!  It’s why people go real bananas on the holiday lights.  they’re trying to stave off the void.

I know the person I’m reblogging this from lives like 40 minutes from me, not in the North. 

But people in the North, are you OK?

Don’t forget you have to be careful while shoveling snow because it’s possible to get a heart attack doing it

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suzyhazelwood:

A photographers dream moment… so beautiful this!!  Kirsty Mitchell taking photos in snow of a model dressed in one of her ‘Wonderland’ costumes… a little robin passes by to check them all out and ends up in the photoshoot!  This is one of the pictures with the robin.

If you want to see all the videos relating to Kirsty’s photography and the Wonderland book, you can view them at kirstymitchellphotography.com

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You can also find Kirsty’s photography on Flickr.

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violetohara:

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violetohara:

Tiny dirty stray kitten hanging out at the bottom of our stairs since yesterday. There are a lot of self-reliant ferals around our apartment, but this little thing was dirty & covered in burrs. We gave it some chicken but couldn’t catch it. I think it may have wandered over from the outdoor cat hoarder colony down the street; that house is awful & we saw kittens there last week.

This morning the downstairs neighbor managed to grab it for us, and I put it on this cozy towel & started combing and picking the burrs & sticks out of its fur. It calmed down immediately and has been chilling here with me in the kitchen ever since. Got a vet appointment in an hour to get my little buddy cleaned up & checked out. I hope it isn’t too sick; I think it might have a cold.

If we can, we are probably going to keep her.

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What a difference a day makes! Took this little guy to the vet, got the fleas and dirt washed off him, got some antibiotics for a slight cold, but he is otherwise fine. Kneading and purring up a storm, eating a lot and being heart-crushingly adorable. 

We have named this glorious creature Nux.

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A little over a month later and Nux is growing into a very long and floppy shoulder cat!

Oh my god!!!!

i’m so happy for this cat i hope nux knows im proud of him

I just told him!

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5latt:

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How are you feeling today?

  • Happy
  • Confident
  • Excited!
  • i feel hollow
  • The Void™.
  • a̸̧͕͔̹̘͍͓̺͎̅̾͞͡͠a̶̡̻̫͇̤̩͇͙̱͎͐̋̀͋̄͡á̠̥̮̣͓͇͕̥̩͈͆̄͊̌͞á͍͓̹͍͖̏͐͋̃͛͟͞͝ͅą̸̰̼̣̖̯̱̩͎͐̓̊̂͡ͅa̛̝̗̠͈͙̅͆͐̋̍̋̚à̢͇̻̞̼̮̣̀̽̓̔̀̈̏̀͡a̺͉͙̙͊̇̋̒̀͜͝͡ą͎̟̩͙̏̓͑͘͝a̛͉͕̪̳̗͚̋͐͐̃͞ḁ̜̭͙̼̫̻͙͕̿̔͌̈́͌̕͜a̵̛͙̜̫̭̬̜̖͉͎͗͌̅̋ą̸̯̟̣͇̗͖̮̤̠͆̀̓̔̅̑͞a̢̻͉̹̪̟͉͓̮̲̒͆̽̋̊̚͝a̶͕̙̭̦̯̪͋͛̍̾͒̇͘à̭͖̥͖̭̬̩̝̣̉̂̎͑̌͘͝͠͠ā̼͉͔̼͓̤̳͐̇̅̑̀͌͋̓ą̛̠̮̹̰̏̅̐͋̓͜ͅà̸͉̱̱͚͇͗̒͛͠a̻͔̦͔̥̭̿̊͊͒͊̅͟ā̷͉͕̩͇̻͖̅͂͊͒͜͞a̹̹̥̳̞̰̖̬̳̾̅̇̊̎͞ͅȁ͓̝̳͎̦͇̓̅̀̊͜ă̶͇͙̭̙̟̆̿̒̽̿͝ą̟̪̮̠̳̼͕͈̫͒̈́̿͋̊̕͞ą̷̛͕̥̙̟͋͂͌̈́͑͡ä̶̖̹̣͙͖́̌̋͌̃͢â̦͈̤̯̝̯̮̱͑͒̓̆̀̉͟͞͡͝a̶̘̻̦͓̟̹̫͇̋̆̽́̀͘̚̕͠ä̢̹̱̮͖̘̺͇́̃͗̏̀͞͞a̵͇̠̣̻̻̓̑̍̚̕͟͝a̡̡͇͕̣̭͔͔͙͋̏̄̀̑́͝͠ã̷̢̫͚͓̩̫͎̞͖̤̒̓͑͞á̸̧͙͔͙̠͒̇̔͑̈̓̈͝͠ͅâ̸̡̨̛͓̬̩̺̖̥̜͗͌̊́̿͞ͅa̵̘͉̬̭̿̽́͌͑̇́̄̎͢ͅà̡̭̞̞̖̮̻͍̣̇̾̿͞͞a̷̢̡̺̭̣̦̯͇̿̀̈́̒̎͗a̴̧̯̱͙͎͖͆͋̀͋̈a̢̭̜̦̰͆̂̒̆͟͝ͅa̵̡͖̫̲̻̙͓̘͗͒́̓̓̏́̀̒͠ͅą̢̢̛͈̱͍͇̭̯̈́̏̋̈́ā̶̡͕͔̣̠͇͇͒̋̏̐͊̏̕a̷̱̗̺̼̝͚͌̉̋͐͆͊̌̎͞͝à͕̦̮͍͈̹͔̲͗̽̈́͑͌̚͟͝

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andreablythe:

ser-aveline-vallen:

“I also think it’s weird in movies, when someone has amnesia, and they wake up in the hospital, a lot of times surrounded by friends and family, but when they open their eyes they go ‘WHO ARE YOU?!’ because that’s not how you act when you don’t recognize somebody. That’s very rude. It would be chaos out there if every time you saw someone you didn’t recognize you went ‘WHO ARE YOU?!’. I always try to be really polite in life, so if I had amnesia, you’d never know it! I’d wake up and they’d be like ‘Hi John, we’re so happy you’re awake’ and I’d just be like, ‘Oh, hey man… How’s it going? Oh hey dude, nice to see you again’ because that’s how you act when you can tell that someone recognizes you and you have no fucking clue who they are.”

— John Mulaney

Excellent point.

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